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Subject:

A scary ways to break up

Message:

DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen ! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, "I am breaking up with you, you are awful! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your life! DUMB !" He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah's ex was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said "Goodbye Jason." She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title "A scary way to break up", you are heartless and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 people have broken this chain and died. You have 13 minutes.

Subject:	"3 words girls never say"
Message:	SAY THIS SLOWLY: "Jesus, I REALIZE I AM A SINNER, I REPENT FOR MY SINS. FORGIVE ME. I LOVE YOU AND I NEED YOU." Repost this within 5 minutes and make the title: For Girls: "3 words boys never say" For Boys: "3 words girls never say" and a miracle will happen tonight. P.S.: Do not ignore God - "Deny thy father and thy will be."