practical joke or ultimate hurt
photoshop - le toole numero uno for making something great, or... something totally stupid.
so i learnt today.
i started a joke; it got the whole world in hurt. it wasn't REALLY a success, prolly under 5 views. to put it in a way, lets say i just photoshopped clinton & monica doing something . well, actually it was having a cuppa. (or something to that effect).
i got a call from clinton; and requested me to be considerate. i told him it was sourced from clinton's own website, its s'posed to be a joke lah. why so serious?
ultimately, i apologised.
i was trying to achieve this effect.
well, gotta share with you guys. i got emotional issues. like if my landlord reminds me to turn off the fan when not using, i won't be able to sleep. i can't take shame, i guess. once bitten, always shy syndrome.
i changed my msn status / message back at around 9 pm to one word: Wow!
Now i really mean it.
yet mae.
anyhoooooo... in 9 hours (around noon), we're going for a roadtrip to Malacca.
lets talk about Valentine's Day. it wasn't what i was hoping for (to score), but it came bloody close. The church service was entertaining. Got to meet a Penang friend and another good looking lady. The smile on their faces was enough to make my day; minus that expensive dinner and roses one would normally be obliged to on such auspecious occations :P
cell group on friday was phun. two guys played poker (well, 3 including me)
heads up action, flop was 6, 9, 7. Bet, raise, call. Turn was a 8. Player 1 goes all in. Player 2 calls. Show hands, No. 1 got the magic 10 (completing a straight) and No. 2 got a Jack. Miracle card 10 comes on the river. Bursts of laughter ensued.
the memorable hands i played, my straight lost to a full house (very common lah) and i cleared the cards too quickly after my top pair won the pot and player 2 didn't see that, thinking his middle pair won, so abit of confusion and dispute :P
no REAL money was involved.
assistant leader was Sin Ying and the other girl was Roxanne. Funnily enough, the other Syn Yiing I know also is studying to be a doctor! So that means I might be a Formula 1 driver (Filipe Massa), a tennis player (Phillipousis), a footballer (Inzhagi, Shawn Wright Phillips) an electronics giant (Philips), and rule the country of Philippines!
Its 2am, and when adraneline mixes with testosterones mixes with gastric juices mixes with that teensy weensy bit of estrogen in me, shit happens. its as good as drugging me or getting me liquered up. Meh.
Had a good chat with a friend, talking about past experience with the ladies and getting burnt. i'm not THAT ugly, but i never had luck with the ladies. "lets just be friends", "i treat you as my brother" or a variation of that, "my twin". maybe i should get the perfume to attract girls selling on lowyat. i lost 13 kg and kept a ponytail just for this day. i'm thinking of joining monastery, being vegetarian, fed only once a day and chanting, "ma ma seh, ma ma sa, ma ma po sa" or maybe an Eminem rap.
don't get me wrong. I love this life that I'm having. I'm so excited that school is starting, that i pwn my peers in badminton (and slowly, bowling) and friends come to me for tech advise and support. i'm trying to follow Rihanna and her call to "Live Your Life" and DJ Quicksilver's rendition of the Gregorian chant "Ameno". But at the moment, I feel abit like Namewee and his creative work of Negaraku-ku.
Brian Adams say "When you love someone, you'll do everything. You do all the crazy things that you can't explain. You shoot the moon, bring down the sun. When you love someone!". The Love Guru says that it must be a two-way traffic. Elton John asks "Can you feel the love tonight". Heck no.
I'm not fishing for symphaty. Like the pic in the previous post, beggars can't choo-choo-choose you. As Alisha's Attic says "Don't cry my precious one, coz I ain't got no sympathy for you".
Lastly, if I'm going out with Katie Leung, I would be tickled if someone made a funny photoshop of the both of us doing crazy shit. That's all I'm saying.
so i learnt today.
i started a joke; it got the whole world in hurt. it wasn't REALLY a success, prolly under 5 views. to put it in a way, lets say i just photoshopped clinton & monica doing something . well, actually it was having a cuppa. (or something to that effect).
i got a call from clinton; and requested me to be considerate. i told him it was sourced from clinton's own website, its s'posed to be a joke lah. why so serious?
ultimately, i apologised.
i was trying to achieve this effect.
well, gotta share with you guys. i got emotional issues. like if my landlord reminds me to turn off the fan when not using, i won't be able to sleep. i can't take shame, i guess. once bitten, always shy syndrome.
i changed my msn status / message back at around 9 pm to one word: Wow!
Now i really mean it.
yet mae.
anyhoooooo... in 9 hours (around noon), we're going for a roadtrip to Malacca.
lets talk about Valentine's Day. it wasn't what i was hoping for (to score), but it came bloody close. The church service was entertaining. Got to meet a Penang friend and another good looking lady. The smile on their faces was enough to make my day; minus that expensive dinner and roses one would normally be obliged to on such auspecious occations :P
cell group on friday was phun. two guys played poker (well, 3 including me)
heads up action, flop was 6, 9, 7. Bet, raise, call. Turn was a 8. Player 1 goes all in. Player 2 calls. Show hands, No. 1 got the magic 10 (completing a straight) and No. 2 got a Jack. Miracle card 10 comes on the river. Bursts of laughter ensued.
the memorable hands i played, my straight lost to a full house (very common lah) and i cleared the cards too quickly after my top pair won the pot and player 2 didn't see that, thinking his middle pair won, so abit of confusion and dispute :P
no REAL money was involved.
assistant leader was Sin Ying and the other girl was Roxanne. Funnily enough, the other Syn Yiing I know also is studying to be a doctor! So that means I might be a Formula 1 driver (Filipe Massa), a tennis player (Phillipousis), a footballer (Inzhagi, Shawn Wright Phillips) an electronics giant (Philips), and rule the country of Philippines!
Its 2am, and when adraneline mixes with testosterones mixes with gastric juices mixes with that teensy weensy bit of estrogen in me, shit happens. its as good as drugging me or getting me liquered up. Meh.
Had a good chat with a friend, talking about past experience with the ladies and getting burnt. i'm not THAT ugly, but i never had luck with the ladies. "lets just be friends", "i treat you as my brother" or a variation of that, "my twin". maybe i should get the perfume to attract girls selling on lowyat. i lost 13 kg and kept a ponytail just for this day. i'm thinking of joining monastery, being vegetarian, fed only once a day and chanting, "ma ma seh, ma ma sa, ma ma po sa" or maybe an Eminem rap.
don't get me wrong. I love this life that I'm having. I'm so excited that school is starting, that i pwn my peers in badminton (and slowly, bowling) and friends come to me for tech advise and support. i'm trying to follow Rihanna and her call to "Live Your Life" and DJ Quicksilver's rendition of the Gregorian chant "Ameno". But at the moment, I feel abit like Namewee and his creative work of Negaraku-ku.
Brian Adams say "When you love someone, you'll do everything. You do all the crazy things that you can't explain. You shoot the moon, bring down the sun. When you love someone!". The Love Guru says that it must be a two-way traffic. Elton John asks "Can you feel the love tonight". Heck no.
I'm not fishing for symphaty. Like the pic in the previous post, beggars can't choo-choo-choose you. As Alisha's Attic says "Don't cry my precious one, coz I ain't got no sympathy for you".
Lastly, if I'm going out with Katie Leung, I would be tickled if someone made a funny photoshop of the both of us doing crazy shit. That's all I'm saying.
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