Another 2012 Prophesy?

There are many things I have yet to do and want to do before I die. Most of it is in the wish list cum Graduation 2009. But I really like to be able to live to at least 2020. Unfortunately, that is not going to happen.

Many of you might have heard about the world ending in 2012. This theory was coined because right at that point of time, it signals the end of the Mayan calendar, rise of the Antichrist and all that.

Some say, the human race will be wiped out with their own greed for power and wealth. World War 3 might be a reality.

The comet dubbed "316/UA/2008" is about the size of Old Trafford, Anfield, Stamford Bridge and Emirates Stadium combined. Just for comparison, the crater that we call "Grand Canyon" in Utah, USA was believed to be the impact of a school-bus sized comet.

The general public does not yet know of this new piece of information as it is deemed Highly Classified. If you don't see me in 2 days time, I'm probably in Guantanamo, Tanjung Rambutan or Alcatraz Island.

This comet was said to "miss Earth" by millions of miles. But after factoring in Saturn and Jupiter's gravitational fields, a new trajectory was plotted and the impact zone will be 2/7th of the Northern part of the earth (Essentially anything above China, Japan, Thailand in Asia and the whole of USA / Canada / Europe).

The reliability of this information? 92.9%. Sky watchers and astronomy agencies in Nagoya (Japan), Bucharest (Belgium) as well as the University of Berkeley (California) have independently verified the treat and came to this probability of strike.

What can we do from now until then? An Armageddon styled mission? Prayers to Allah, Buddha and Jesus? We can only wait and see.

Think you're safe in the Southern Hemisphere? Now imagine having your head chopped off. Or perhaps the gravitational imbalance as a result of the total void of the northern hemisphere. The impact would be so strong that it would send shockwaves worldwide. The earth would not move any closer to the sun, causing us to burn in a fiery death. No. However, we would all be swept in a mega tsunami.

If anyone wants to republish these findings, I'd appreciate it if you name it the "Pippo Prophesy".

Trivia question: If you proportionately shrink the Earth down to the size of a pool / billiard ball, which would be smoother? The Earth with its 7km high mountains and 12km deep oceans, or the microscopic dimples on the pool ball?

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